It's true that one is the loneliest number, but before you can discover your ideal companion, you need to learn to love yourself first. Only then will you be able to love another person.
Your fiery, unpredictable character as the first sign of the zodiac makes for an interesting one-night stand but a completely draining long-term relationship.
If you are a Taurus, there is a good chance that you are not single for the simple reason that you are too slothful to end your relationship with your current companion.
A Gemini person who is live tweeting the end of their relationship will immediately change their status to "single" after the breakup.
Your affection has all the comfort of a snickerdoodle candle in a cage, and that's the best way to describe it. Cancers in relationships or seeking them out tend to end up like Kathy Bates in "Misery."
You yearn for someone who is on the same level as you, but in your never-ending search for validation, affection, or hero adulation, you give in to empty flattery that has a limited shelf life.
There is no sign of the zodiac that enjoys slumming it in a relationship more than a Virgo. You are the drug that gets people into adult relationships, but once your "fixer upper".
Your lack of focus makes you less interesting and more inefficient, whether it's in choosing a paint color, a meal, or a life companion. Gray is a safe bet, while the cod and your former both have a high potential for disaster.
Your mind-reading skills and penetrating aura help you in the world of insider trading and sports wagering, but they get in the way of your personal relationships.
When you talk about liberalism and progressivism, you want people to think highly of you, but in fact, you're just an elitist and a libertine.