In celebration of indulgence and the meat-filled, health-conscious palaces of the American dream, we present a list of zodiac signs as fast food restaurants.
Aries rules the head, and Arby's logo is an iconic, albeit disproportionate, cowboy hat.
Pizza Hut is a haven for glorious gluttons with literary ambitions.
Gemini, a sign that despises commitment and values variety, feels represented by the 34 million pizza combinations offered by Domino's.
Cancer has a reputation for being emotional, and to the delight of the world, Wendy's has unveiled an updated version.
The fifth house of creativity and play is ruled by Leo. In terms of toys, McDonald's is the world's largest distributor.
Subway is more common than any other quick food chain in the United States.