The rules of attraction between men and women are complicated and involve a number of different considerations.
Fairytales say a beautiful, long-haired, and overly feminine heroine trapped in a palace can't wait for a big, tough, burly prince to rescue her.
Like The Princess Bride, the burly man and his tiny lady will ride off into the sunset and live happily ever after.
When was the last time you had long enough hair to suspend from a tower to entice a guy into your bedroom?
And have you ever slept with a frog who transforms into a hero in shining armor?
If so, congratulations! But you should probably stop using narcotics.